Kill or Save

[Snowywolf78]

But then, Pinkie Pie jumps out of a portal and saves Joe from the Demon Alicorn. She takes him through the portal into a safe place called Ponyville. (save)

[kate12345]

But then, instantly Pinkie Pie turned out to be evil! She threatened to feed Joe to her pet alligator, Gummy!

[RioLucariolu]

But Gummy doesn't have teeth so this plan is over! (Save)

[Ellywyn]

Hades, the God of the Underworld, is upset and decides to take a few people to deadlandia. Joe happens to fit the bill for the kind of sorry souls he's looking for! At least now he won't have to worry about dying, poor guy! The worst of luck! (Kill.)

[Trickster-Brains]

But then Hercules comes along and foils Hades' evil plan! (Save.)

[RioLucariolu]

Well, Arceus comes in his rage mode and shoots meteorites everywhere, while one of those meteorites falls exactly onto Joe! (Kill)

[Ellywyn]

But of course Ash rides in on his charizard with the lovely descendant who-can-transcend and they calm him down in the nick of time---and Joe's death didn't end up being a nasty corollary--for Arceus took it all back! He is the Creator, The Giver of Life, after all. He attempts to make amends to Joe by giving him charms--of a sorts. So he will be protected against further misfortune. (Save.)

[RioLucariolu]

After the happy life Joe had a mysterious shadow comes onto his home town. He is curious and goes investigating and soon gets kidnapped by Aliens! (Kill)

[Dovahnkiin]

yet the aliens forgot he had an inside alien who blew up the ship (Save.)

[Dutchval]

But Joe forgot that he wasn't invincible! He blew up with the ship too (Kill)

[RioLucariolu]

A light ball surrounds Joe. He realized it was going to help him out. (Save)

[Weissman]

All of a sudden the light ball turns into glass and shatters with shards of glass impaling him. (Kill)

[Dutchval]

Bizarrely enough, all of the glass shards go clean through! Spinning around in space, a nearby space ship sees an unconscious Joe, and picks him up, healing his wounds! What a Save! (Save)

[Ellywyn]

But then poor Joe ends up offending the creatures, being unable to understand their language--and they are unable to understand his sufficiently, either. Saying, "Thanks," on their world is the equivalent of various profanities in Joe's (with dishonor to boot!) They are an honor-based society, so offer him the right to die by combat... He cannot possibly win against the imposing First Commander of the Garthusian Fleet. Whoop! There goes the first spear! (Kill.)

[wolfhead73601]

But just in time, he dodges the spears!