Last Moon MMORPG
Community => General => Mini-Games => Topic started by: Haruki on June 17, 2014, 03:00:10 AM
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Here's a fun little game I learned a long, long while back and would like to bring to LM.
No one knows what you're gonna get from the magic vending machine. It could be /anything/.
Here's how it goes.
Player 1:
"Ca-clink! You get an old phonograph!
Inventory: A used shoe
A Zaroque stuffie"
Player 2:
"Ooo A phonograph!
Ca-clink! You get 500 baseball cards"
Inventory:
An old phonograph."
And so on. The goal of the game is to get the longest inventory list, with the most interesting items. The more creative the better!
I'll start us off:
Ca-clink! You get twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
Inventory: None.
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((This hurts my head a bit. XD Looks like fun!))
Ellywyn exclaims: "Toenail clippers? Just what I've always wanted! Now I can wear shoes, and those nifty gloves I got for my birthday last year!"
Inventory: Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
Ca-clink-clink! You get: A curiously rusted window blind!
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Hurrah!
Ca-clink! You get a Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
Inventory:
A curiously rusted window blind.
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((I LOVE your stories! I think I died a couple times there, they were so great! I don't even--they just had so much soul and emotion... it was overhwleming! :D))
Ellywyn gushes: "Cloudfish in red ribbon! Squeeee! How cute! Now my tea-party can get really wild!"
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
Ca-clink-chink-lunk! You get: A just-painted blue, 1989 highschool science book!
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D'awww thanks, Elly. That totally made my day! :D
Ohh fantastic a textbook. O.e
Inventory:
A curiously rusted window blind
A just-painted blue, 1989 highschool science book
Clink-a-link! You get the key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona
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((^.^
Haha, right? SCIENCE book. That outta come in handy, eh?))
Ellywyn fumbles, nearly losing the item she was given: "Oh! A key!... To a city? A--the writing's a bit---aha! Tombstone, Arizona..." She sits up, puzzled. "Tombstone, Arizona? Who on Earth would name their city Tombstone? Of all the... Should I be... concerned for my well-being?" She gasps. "IS THIS A SIGN?" Then she sits. "Maybe... I'm meant to be its mayor? Is there some mystery that needs solving? Some dashing heroics that need getting done? Oh! I like this!"
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
Ca-clink-tink-thunk! You get: A new baby kitten trio--all are seven moons old!
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great just what i need more kittys.
inventory :
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
a new baby kitten trio
Ca-clink you get : a sleeping Tigler
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((X'D Sorry, bro. Didn't think it would go directly into your inventory!))
Ellywyn giggles maniacally. "I am going to die."
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
A sleeping Tigler.
Ca-clink-sink-tunk! You get: The newest edition of a double feature DVD: The Wind in the Willows (1995)/The Willows in Winter (1996).
((Cloud, you can't have the same inventory as me. XD You only have the baby kitten trio as of right now. Silly baaabee~ <3 How've you been?
WAIT. DID YOU STEAL MY STUFF?! CLOUD THAT IS MEAN. Not allowed!))
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Magic Vending Machines!? HOHOHO, YES!
Inventory:
The newest edition of a double feature DVD: The Wind in the Willows (1995)/The Willows in Winter (1996).
Clink-Thunk! You got an empty stapler!
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This sounds amusing.
Inventory:
Empty stapler
Ca-chink! You got a pre-mixed tub of Biscuit-colored tile grout!
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YAY!
Inventory: A pre-mixed tub of biscuit-colored tile grout
Ca-chink-a-link! You got a laser gun
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Ooh something I've always wanted!
Inventory: A laser gun
Ca-Chink-Clink! You got a Toothbrush that plays music!
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Dear God! I can have fun now while brushing my teeth!
Inventory:
A pre-mixed tub of biscuit-colored tile grout
A toothbrush that plays music
Ca-Clink-A-Blink! You got an old robot toy that dances
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((It isn't going to transform and try to kill me, is it? XD))
Ellywyn dances with the robot in perfect bliss: "Now I have someone to go to prom with."
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
A sleeping Tigler.
An old robot toy that dances.
Ca-cshink-shunk! You get: Two bludger Taswegins!
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What's a bludger Taswegin anyway?
Inventory:
Empty stapler
Two bludger Taswegins
Ca-chink! You get Korpiklaani's Manela album!
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((Call them tourists--dumb people from a certain area. XD))
Ellywyn stares at the glassy square object with mild curiosity: "What... is this?"
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
A sleeping Tigler.
An old robot toy that dances.
Korpiklaani's Manela album.
Ca-tink-clink! You get: A magical 200 weird facts about your friends pamphlet--it changes as your group of friends change!
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I think this title might have 200 weird words in it.
Inventory:
A magical "200 weird facts about your friends pamphlet"--it changes as your group of friends change!
Ca-dink! None will notice I put a d instead of cl
You get A Monkey that looks like Curious George! Idunno
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Yay! I can now go on adventures and have fun with George!
Inevtory:
A pre-mixed tub of biscuit-colored tile grout
A toothbrush that plays music
A Curious George
Ca-chink-a-blink! You get a fake ancient artifact that costes only 2$! How exciding is that?!
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Very not exciding indeed. :c
Inventory:
A magical "200 weird facts about your friends pamphlet"--it changes as your group of friends change!
A fake ancient artifact that costs only 2$
Ca-dink!
You get a chocolate donut. /is uncreative
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((//is also un-creative.))
Ellywyn declares: "Dinner!"
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
A sleeping Tigler.
An old robot toy that dances.
Korpiklaani's Manela album.
A chocolate donut.
Ca-shink! You get: A noble girl figurine with two strange notes stuck in her mouth that you cannot remove or read! (For they are written in a foreign tongue that is beyond you.)
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Inventory:
Zaroque's evil cow twin Zaromoo
"Ca-clink! You get 1X Pass for: Peggles to not eat Joshtiger" (Lasts one day.)
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((It warned me that this topic has been largely quiet for the past 20 days. Scary!))
Ellywyn laughs at the tickets in shocked disbelief: "They're not serious, right? Right?"
Inventory:
Twenty pairs of toenail clippers.
A Cloudfish in a pretty red ribbon.
The key to the city of Tombstone, Arizona.
A sleeping Tigler.
An old robot toy that dances.
1X Pass for: Peggles to Not eat Joshtiger. (Lasts one day.)
Calunk-shik! You get: Two bludger Taswegins!