Hello, my sweet summer children, I'm here with some juice to get you through the long night! Today I'm here to announce that I will be hosting Game of Thrones, episode one, tonight at approximately 9:30 PM EST. However, I must warn you: there will be heavy mature content, and therefore, I will have age restrictions for this episode. Only members of sixteen years and up can attend, and if I see anyone under the age of sixteen, you will be kicked from the movie, no exceptions, and that's that. I hope you will enjoy this! #WINTERISHERE.