Kill or Save

[Sambari]

Miraculously, a dog catcher was nearby and snatched the husky-man up in a net!
(SAVE)

[Rattlehead]

Unfortunately, Joe promptly stumbled into a fight between a mob of Belibers and a mob of Directioners, both of which are using cattle prods! (KILL)

[Ellywyn]

((O.o I give you a nuzzle for that one, sir!))

But suddenly! Both "bands" appeared out of the blue, having been attempting to get away from the world (not really), and so all the fans put aside their differences to chase after the objects of their affections--leaving Joe unscathed and alone! (SAVE)

[Zaroque]

But Joe was not safe yet! A bunch of old-timers from the nearby Old Peoples Home ("Rusty Shelf") came to investigate the chaos coming from the Directioners and Beliebers - they were so angry at the youth of today that they started a riot! Joe was caught up in a crowd of a slow-moving and coughing hoard, soon to be punched by an old sailor. (Kill)

[Aɴᴄᴀ]

But the old sailor didnt want to punch him, the old sailor wanted to take him to Wonderland! Yay! (Save)

[Zaroque]

that gif anca omfg ))

Joe and the old Sailor made it safely to Wonderland. But, not all is as it seems.. the old sailor was The Walrus and he was taking him to his friend The Carpenter for dinner. Joe was magically transformed into a clam! (Kill)

[Aɴᴄᴀ]

You like it dontcha lmfao))

But Spongebob came out of nowhere riding Squidward, then threw KrabbyPatty at Joe and he was normal again, then they took Joe on the DeathStar and threw a party there (Save)

Much logic))
Very))

[Zaroque]

Joe got dancing with a lovely looking lady who appeared to be Princess Leia! Darth Vader over the years bonded with his daughter and did not approve of Joe... let the battle begin! Darth Vader strikes first at Joe's legs and badly injures him. (Kill)

[Aɴᴄᴀ]

Omf))

But Han Solo popped out and smacked Darth Vader then magically cured Joes leg (Save)

[Zaroque]

But Han Solo learned of Joe's 'intimate' dancing with his girl friend, the princess, and turned against Joe! He struck him in the head and knocked Joe clean out. (Kill)

[moonshine373]

all of a sudden, a magical lion in a space suit comes and heals Joe, and puts explosives on the princess and makes everything explode and flies back to earth with Joe on his back
 (save )

[LostInOblivion]

But when they got to Earth, a rampaging Tyrannosaurus Rex spotted them and came charging to kill them. (KILL- Poor Joe :c)

[Aɴᴄᴀ]

But the T-Rex wasnt charging at them, it was charging at a tree! Dinos these days... (Save)

[LostInOblivion]

LOL XD

But then the tree turned out to be a Dryad and threw the T-Rex at Joe because it was angry. (KILL)

[Aɴᴄᴀ]

But thank God, Joe ran away as fast as he could and the T-Rex didnt land on him! (Save)