Kill or Save

[LostInOblivion]

But then the T-Rex was a flying T-Rex with wings, and so it flew to Joe and sat on him. (KILL)

[Blu]

But then joe had ate spinach and became pop-eye and through the flying t-rex into a hotdog stand! (save)

[Husky]

Gah! The T-Rex merely /tipped/ the hotdog stand, causing it to fly into the air and land upon Joe! (Kill)

[moonshine373]

But Joe still had pop-eye strength and took it off and throwing it at the t-rex and killed it causing no more t- rex problems (save)

[Ellywyn]

((When did a Tyrannosaurus Rex enter the equation? XD Cannot compute. No input.))

And that's when all of a sudden... a suspicious looking bystander ripped open his shirt, revealing explosives. He wanted to take down the T-Rex! But Joe is now the new target, since he had Pop-Eye strength that rid the world of the T-Rex. This is inhuman! He must die! (KILL)

[moonshine373]

But then the weather suddenly changed and a snowstorm came crashing down! The explosives almost got to Joe but froze and looked really cool!
(SAVE)

[Husky]

Oh dear! It appears that it was so cold, Joe became hypothermic! (Kill)

[Ellywyn]

But he was able to take refuge in a nearby library with heaters built for this sort of weather! (SAVE)

[Blu]

But then the heaters became to HOT and joe started melting! (KILL)

[moonshine373]

Thank goodness! The librarain saw this and fixed him up! All handsome and new! (save)

[Trickster-Brains]

Oh no! The librarian "accidentally" poisoned him during the process, and Joe has no more healing potions, as they were used up a long time ago!

[Husky]

Oh good thing the other dwellers in the library had found a secret antidote recipe in one of the books! They brewed that up and Joe was cured! (Save)

[Zaroque]

But the library dwellers did not have experience in potion making and Joe went into a deadly shock-state! (Kill)

[LostInOblivion]

So then a random cactus cured Joe of his deadly shock-state by poking him. (Save)

[Blu]

Good thing Joe's friend Mickey was here to save Joe! (SAVE)